nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

done:

it’s 2014 why can’t we teleport to certain places yet

lameboob:

"so what do you see yourself doing in the future?"
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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww)

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

(Source: jav-o-lantern)

cadaver-expert:


Me on my deathbed


Ditto
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